(Tw for spiders?)
Weird thought I had when I woke up today:
Male Black Widow spiders + male preying mantis are designed as a species to be monster fuckers.
Hear me out:
The females are 10x’s the size of the males (at least with the spiders?) and there’s no way in hell that every male doesn’t know that banging her is not gonna end well for him. It’s like walking up to a terrifying beast from hell that you know with every fiber of your being is gonna kill you and going all heart eyes. Then embodying the ‘glory, glory, what a hell of a way to die’ sound from tiktok.
Male black widows and mantis are born monster fuckers.
